kendronamore:

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

No way



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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

smitethepatriarchy:

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

This describes my entire day.

princessbubblgum:

im at my sister’s and i made myself pizza and i went to go get the pizza cutter from the drawer and i had the option between a normal pizza cutter and this

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pizza: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the sauceship entercrust. its five-year mission: to explore strange new cheeses, to seek out new pizza toppings, to boldly slice where no pizza cutter has sliced before.

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*