Like if you ever wanted to poison me all you’ll have to do is bake a chocoflan cake because even with the poison I’ll still eat that shit.
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit
every now and then i remember that Sherlock loves to dance
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much